I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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