You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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