I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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