come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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