I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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