so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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