She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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