when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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