found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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