Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I want a musical about memes.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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