so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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