The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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