I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just had sex on a roof
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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