well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
A bitchslap is in order.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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