She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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