well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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