Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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