ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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