At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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