I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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