So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
