First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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