the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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