Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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