when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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