I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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