i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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