I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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