I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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