He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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