Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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