Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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