The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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