Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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