i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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