When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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