Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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