Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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