Don't you send me to vm
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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