We're like a lot better than the average bears
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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