Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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