Me too!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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