At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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