is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
