It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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