Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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