Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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