I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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