She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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