You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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