but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
