So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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