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say what?
wanna hang out?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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