feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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