maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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